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My little goodbye for the final issue of the late, great Nintendo Gamer/NGamer/NGC/N64 was shortened a bit for space reasons. Which means my amazing joke about the R-Type robot on issue 7’s cover was lost to the ages. Until now! Here, I give you the uncut version, and get a little bit sad again about the closure of the mag. And I meant “space lips”, not “space moustache”. Tsk. — Cripes, I’d forgotten that the cover …

My TimeSplitters 2 retrospective for NGamer magazine is up on Computer And Video Games. You know, I don’t think I ever did complete the Robot Factory level. But I still loved that game to death. It’s the only GameCube game I’ve kept to this day. That dinky little GameCube disc looks really silly slotted next to all the proper-sized games and films in my DVD wallet. I was thrilled to be able to speak to …